To Marcus and Biff,
"I attempted to make funny story out of a serious endeavor.
I completely failed.
I had absolutley no intention to denegrate your methods, abilities or motivation by any means. I have nothing but admiration for you both, and other's who are pushing the sport of kayaking to it's furthest reaches.
I very am sorry you had to endure what you did in Tierra De Fuego and then come back and justify your actions to me. I was the ass. You have to taught me another good lesson. I look forward to you coming to Charleston, and your presentation for which you have my complete support. Please accept my apology."
The story should have been...
Two Kayaks For Free...Pickup Only.