In a statement issued earlier today Savannah Canoe and Kayak said they would most definitely not be asking staff to take a pay cut.
"We view this current trend as unethical and anti American."
said a spokesperson not authorized to speak to the press.
"The Workers are not responsible for the over spending regimes of middle management and above. Being in business in the private sector is all about riding the ups and downs, but wages should stay the same regardless.
Down with upper management ! Down with Banks. Down with Georgia Tourist Board. Power to the people".
The unauthorized spokesperson said.